My Poems?

This page is titled Poems but since I don’t consider them “real” poems or myself a poet I qualify the word with a question mark. I just have a great deal of fun writing these little stories in a rhyme form.

• Lovers
• A porny poem for Peaches
• Sweet like cock
• “Hoss: A masturbatory comedy”
• I love you <3
• A poem by Louis Cyphre
• Dear Penthouse Forum…
• The entertainer
• Finding my way back up
• Submitting to Peaches request: Part two
• Three little words
• A lover’s journey to the netherworld
• Red Hot Molly
• An Ode to the V
• The Scavenger Hunt
• So how do I say what I’m feeling without saying how I’m feeling?
• Searching for my Princess Buttercup
• On a hot summer night
• Love and Friendship
• No snow but a lot of white stuff
• Hey-Hey, It’s your Birthday with audio
• Night on the beach
• For Samantha
• In her voice
• A slutty fuck
• Submitting to Peaches request
• Undressing for bed
• She needs a massage
• A poem for (very drunk) lovers
• The nature of your anatomy (A fragment)
• The fairer sex with audio and video
• “What I will do with a dildo: Sing, do with a dildo”
• A fucking love story
• Of the lovely Lady Sam
• All through the day to be with you with audio
• After the snow: Part one with audio
• I want to get off Facebook and get into you
• Oh PC thou art sick with audio
• Forget the cake
• It’s Easter. Fuck Yeah! -2011
• The miseducation of Ms. Mullins
• This is (not a) sonnet XXX
• A reluctant thank you
• Wish you were here
• To MLW on her birthday
• Depending on what the weather is
• Huff’s sure-fire panty dropper (guaran-damn-teed) poem
• How I learnt to be a feminist by reading chick friendly websites with audio
• Summer in Hawke’s Bay
• The first thirteen firsts
• It’s Easter, Fuck Yeah!
• Love is…
• In case Nikki asks what I did today
• The tale of Boo and Goo