Nice post :)

I’ve found a new hobby. Instead of merely leaving a comment on someone’s blog I’ve decided, depending on the post and my inclination, to leave a few lines of rhyme. This page is intended to keep track of them. Since they are responses to posts it makes sense that they’ll make even more sense after seeing the initial post so I’ll include the source link to go along with them.

April 12th

Yes! Woman is alive!!! via the World According to Woman

Oh, dear Woman, it grieves me so
Once more to hear you’ve been laid low
Alone in bed, your body spasms
But not from sweet, “or-multi-gasms”

You’ve been ill. So sorry dear chick
A Chinese bug, has you off work sick
Right after troubles with your back
A lurgy now lays beneath your rack

Were there more, I could say or do?
Than a “Get well soon” I send to you
From: My heart and across equator
To: Favourite Canadian masturbator
<3

February 19th

I’m all tied up! via herrandommusings

I’m in a bind
I know knot why
Bound to you
By loves sweet ties
Souls entwined
None may part
Forever spliced
Our Gordian heart

February 2nd

Crystal Kiss butt plug via Scarlet’s Letter

Smooth and shiny
To fit rear end
With lube and love
Pleasure a friend

Slowly slides in
With just a sigh
Audible moan
Trembling thighs

Cool of glass
Red hot bliss
Say, I LOVE YOU!
With a Crystal Kiss.

February 1st

To the lucky man. via facebook

She’s smart and sexy
With a sweet dose of sass
A smile on her lips
And a sway in her ass
She’ll love you and hug you
If you just treat her right
A woman like, Peaches
You should hold onto tight
So give her the love
She deserves, all you can
And you’ll live most gifted
The most happiest man.

December 6th

More torment! via sexuallifeofawife

I know you’ve been ill And feeling quite poorly
But a girl has her needs And this one’s damned horny
My clit’s all a tingling And cunt wet and slidey
These thighs want a spreadin’ And your cock be inside me
I’m not askin’ that much Not the whole Karma Sutra
Just an orgasm… or four …How would that suit ya?
…
You’ve a great bedside manner My horniness is cured
Now time for your medicine You’ll like this, I’m sure
Just lay in your sick bed And I’ll make it all better
No, a blowjob won’t cure you But it does make me wetter
Now let’s play some doctor But I get the injection
Of a nice healthy dose Of your oral prescription.

November 30th

A Day in the Life… via Multifaceted Moi

I hear you’re down
So I popped on round
To offer a kind ear and a hug
Your blues erase
Put a smile on your face
And bring you hot tea in a mug

The cupboards are bear
But don’t you fear
Why don’t I whip up some treats?
Chocolate to fill ya
Vanilla to thrill ya
The bad stuff they say not to eat

Give the TV a look?
Or read you a book?
Or just listen to your favourite songs
I’m going nowhere
Coz I love and care
My friend, here is where I belong.

November 29th

For Woman via Skype

There once was a Woman in China
Whose “Hoss” nearly broke her vagina
The black toy was too massive
To fit up her pink passage
So next time she’ll try a fist as a primer

G. likes when you doodle on her knickers
The pen teasing lips and that clit of hers
Then just rip them away
And let your tongue play
In a hole that’s the sweetest and slickest

A Canadian Ms. has a thing for the Pole
As in Arctic, not what goes into her hole
She loves snow and ice
Thinks polar bears quite nice
As long as they’re at a distance, I am told

Gabryella is famous for her toys
And blogs of her masturbatory joys
In her pussy or bum
Or on her clit they’re all fun
But still prefers getting cock from real boys

Now this Woman has a hot fantasy
To be part of a sexual loving three
“She-He-She” sounds fun
But what makes her really cum
Is two bi-guys and her doing the nasty

November 25th

G is for g-spot via email

G is for g-spot
A hidden little nub
That gets her all hot
When given a rub
Some use a dildo
Shaped like a shaft
But we in the know
Think that’s bit daft
Our fingers are best
So much more fun
Her body caressed
Feel when she comes
It pools in your palm
Squirts in your face
Her grip on your arm
Says quicken the pace
It’s time for the tongue
Her clit to be kissed
Till orgasms are wrung…Surprised
Now give her the whole fist
…
But that’s another poem entirely.

November 17th

And where did we first meet ??? via facebook

In the kitchen three flights up
Lazy weekend not doing much
Hear a kafuffle on the stairs
A new neighbour? With bright red hair!
Bowls right in with a cherry “Hi!”
A force of nature, to this shy guy
No mere polite, “How are you?”
But chat an age over favourite brew
Most friendly soul I’ve ever met
First meeting with my friend Paulette.

November 13th

Toy love via Rebel’s Notes

Double the pleasure
And double your joy
For two lusty ladies
And a dong of a toy
It’ll look very pretty
When given a sheen
From licking, lubing
And our pussy cream
It’ll last us forever
Till we say “No more”
Long after a man
Has started to snore
So slide your end in
And I’ll do the same
We’ll rock and ride
Till can’t cum again
Then three sated lovers
On pleasure will float
A friend and a dong
And a Rebel of Note

What A Lookout! via Curvaceous Dee

Heading down to Wellywood
Along State Highway 4
A road trip needs a side trip
To view Ruakawa Falls

We all pile out with camera
To shoot nature at its best
That means I strip off my top
To get snaps of my chest

White tipped water in the distance
My pink tips to the fore
And giving thrills to tourists
So add another to my score

That’s 15 for the Scavenger Hunt
Gaining on a kinky Dragon
Look out Kaz I’m on a roll
This Dee not near to flaggin’

Strapped via Dick Dyke Dick

Not practical for the winter
As it will not keep you warm
Nor give support, protection
But it’ll give a man a horn

Quite a sexy little number
How did you get it on?
Bet when he cops an eyeful
Won’t stay like that for long

It simply covers nothing
So must logically been dear
Hope you won’t be too upset
If a strap or two does tear

You look like the perfect gift
Tied up with all those straps
But no need for unwrapping
As the fun lies through the gaps

Sinful Sunday Guest Post via molly’s daily kiss

Oh welcome to this Sin-day
Which is all about the view
Thank you for this sexy sight
Of an exquisite perfect two

A nipple tortured tenderly
Please more, I want to see
Your body, mind and passion
And glimpse all things kinky

Anony-mouse now don’t be shy
Come out from hidey-hole
So we may offer-up fair praise
And your beauty to extol

Forgive me for being forward
An interest has been peaked
But shall we gaze upon you -
This same time next week?

used and a‘bruised via molly’s daily kiss

The sting of the slap
Pale skin flushing red
I offer my flesh
And “Harder!” I beg

Iron grip of your fingers
The ache of the squeeze
Your hand on my throat
And I whisper “yes, please!”

A fist full of my hair
Harsh tug pulls a cry
Forced down to be taken
(again and again and again…)
With eager mouth I comply

My pain is our pleasure
I sob tears of pure joy
So mark me, remind me
I’m YOUR used and a‘bruised toy

November 12th

“The Perfect Peaches” via facebook

Of course you’re important. Why wouldn’t you be?
When we chat on-line you’re the whole world to me
I love how you’re smiling and always up for a laugh
A warm-hearted woman, with great tits and nice arse
It wouldn’t be the same here, if you were not around
The world would look greyer and sadness would abound
I don’t care about facebook but it’s you that I “LIKE”
And I say that sincerely, without wishing to sound trite
You’re perfect, special and the whole world does agree.
A one of a kind woman and the only “Peaches” for me
♥

Oh my God, oh my God! He went down on me! via sexuallifeofawife

It tastes like… Hmmm…
Now what’s a good word
To describe the flavour
Of inside a sweet girl?

Actually… I don’t give a fuck
Just PLEASE let me in
So spread those thighs
So my tongue can dive and swim

Feel it slide hot and wanting
Between flushed sticky lips
Into cunt, over clit
Is there something I’ve missed?

A lifetime I’ve waited
To taste of your core
And I’ll relish to ravish
Till you can’t beg for more

I’ll lick, suck and tongue-fuck
Lap and please with deft flick
Securing oral to our repertoire
Alongside fingers, toys… and a hard dick

October 24th

I am ready… via Optimized Seduction

I am ready… What say you?
Tempted by inviting view?
Body tight with expectation
offered up for exploration
Stockings, heels, so Sinful yes?
Parting thighs wait your caress
Black lace panties, you approve?
Waiting for to be removed
Optimized for Seducing
Only you this heart is choosing
So my lover come let’s play
Taste my pleasure on this day

October 23rd

show me the treasure via an optimistic virgin

Some search for gold
While others for jewels
But inanimate treasure
Is only for fools

A fortune’s not found
In mere objet d’art
True riches lie waiting
In a good woman’s heart

Truly blessed is the man
Who says “I love you.”
And hears in return,
“Get naked, let’s screw.”

October 20th

Candy Nipple Slip via Lady Laid Bare

What a yummy sight,
And beautiful view.
Can I have a taste
But not the Haribo?

So aptly called candy
So sweet to the lips.
Sucking, tongue swirling
On sinfully good tips.

There maybe just two
But a sweet perfect pair.
Infinitely satisfing…
On a Lady Laid Bare.

The unfortunate price of fame via Celebrity Oops

I regret my decision
For scorn and derision
I poured on your name
For lack of celebrity shame
And the absense of muff
In tame photos of H. Duff

So with joy did I watch
Jenny Garner’s crotch
And nipple of the Fox
Shame it wasn’t her box
Who is Abi Clancy?
No idea but I fancy

Oh, and A. Silverstone
Now I’ve got such a bone
I’m off to my bunk
To play with my junk
So Thanks… Celeb Oops
For crotch/nipple-slip scoops

October 16th

COMING OUT via A Slut’s Memoir

I wish you a Happy Birthday
And for two years of kink
As like all the other readers
Of this “Coming Out” link

Oh, and what a beautiful gift
From your lover and pet
A proud public declaration
That you’re SlipperyWhenWhet

SENSUAL SPRAY via my undercover metamorphosis

You’re naked and wet
Oh what a wonderful sight
And it’s not just your nipples
But my jeans feel quite tight

The slickness of your body
Under hot steamy spray
Gets us all a little Sinful
With your sensual-Sunday display

IT’S A SHAME I’M SO SHY via  X…. Fishnets and Cake ….X

Your fishnets look fabulous
And the curve of your breast
The view up your skirt
Has me desiring the rest

While shy eyes may be hidden
You’re so right to say
Your laughter shines through
On this Sinful Sunday

CHOICE OF THEIR TOYS via Walk On The Wild Side!

Be they fill her or thrill her, sex toys are just fun
To lick, for the clit or shove up ya lubed bum
In a group, on ya own, maybe playing via cam
And at fifty-percent off in the sale, I’m a fan!

Clamps on the nipples and cuffs on the wrists
and favorite flogger that I submissively kiss
Then on with the ball-gag, down on my knees
To offer up flesh for the pain that does please

July 3rd

Sinful Sunday

Pleasure, pleasure toy and friend
Pleasure, pleasure never end
One is blonde, one is dark
Kiss and cuddle for a lark
Tongue and toy bring the bliss
Let me taste me from your kiss
Strike a pose, you look hot
Love the camera. Take the shot
A photo blog to record the fun
On a sexy Sinful day of Sun